17th april

On this day it is required that all thots get their bums out and shake them all over the town

Me: yoooo it’s the 17th April

Friend: and what the fuck does that mean????
Me: look at that THOT —>
Friend: drops dead because all blood has gone to his dick.

by Yourmumsathot June 15, 2020

17th april

The day of Michael.
The guys with name Michael can ask u for anythjng(nudes,sex.etc)

Hey, Kimo it s 17th april give me nudes.
Ok Michael

by Loli_superior_watcher April 17, 2021

17th April

If you were born on this day, you’re one fineeee person nd you’re badass nd you slay man keep on going right that way.

Oh they’re born on the 17th April

That explains their bitch attitude nd beauty

Woahhhh

by xrealism1514 November 05, 2020

17th of April

The day the BADDEST BITCH was born

Omg that she/he/they are born on the 17th of April they are Such a bad bitch

by Nololgetnoob November 30, 2020

april 17th

National boyfriend appreciation day

Girl#1:did you know April 17th is national bf appreciation day
Girl#2guuurl no didn't gotta get me a man before that

by Poop0111 April 16, 2018

April 17th

April 17th all men can receive one free blowjob

It’s April 17th I need to go get my free blowjob!

by Dirtman567 April 17, 2021

April 17th

National get laid day if its ur birthday you have to get laid or your a bitch

Mommm it’s national get laid day April 17th
Okay son let me fuck you real quick

by Big_Daddy42069 October 28, 2019