swamp ass occurs when one with a hairy ass has been sitting in a chair for a long period of time hence causing a large abundance of sweat on the back of your pants so it looks as though you squeeged in your pants.
damn, i have a bad case of swamp ass, the sweat started accumulating about an hour ago, now the wet spot's as big as a fuckin basketball.
The true definition of swamp ass is only for the ultimate revenge seekers and when you really want to degrade and rob a person of their dignity for cruel things or crimes committed against you or your family. You knock them out and rape their ass and when they wake up it is your cum causing them to have the disgusting feeling of a swampy wet blown out ass.
It is when your anus becomes extremely itchy. The itching can get quite intense and the more you itch, the more intense it gets. Swamp ass will usually occur after moving your bowls. The itching is most noticeable at night, especially while lying in bed. There is a cure however: Go to your doctor and he will recommend some cream. It should be gone in 2-3 weeks
The reason why swamp ass occurs when moving your bowls only at night is a mystery
Build up of sweat and anal juices that then make the ass incredibly drippy and soggy, it is considered a delicacy in Ethiopia, best known for the swamp ass festival. This is when the tribes gather together and harvest the swamp ass from people named MICHAEL. They harvest it by the gallon and then proceed dance around the buckets of slosh and swamp ass.
It is rumored that swamp ass was used to cure the bubonic plague and is still used to flavor food to this day. It crusts up quite easily and can then be used as a crusty and delicious powder.