National fuck your girlfriend day. No matter the circumstances. Even if she’s on her period or vomiting. Also the 7th day of Destroy dick december
Sam: aye bro it’s december 7
Tim: what?
Sam: national fuck your girlfriend day
Tim: she’s on her period tho
Sam: why have a sword when you don’t get it bloody?
You: Hey toilet, how's your day?
Toilet: It's been good I've been chilling, how about you?
You: Its been good.
A few minutes later...
You: Dang that felt nice!
Toilet: WHAT WAS THAT MAN!?!?
You: Its December 7
The best day to be born whoever is born on this day is most definitely the best person youll ever meet there the best person in the whole world so you should tell them.
Wow that person was born on december 7 there so lucky an hot,sexy,amazing,cute. And perfect.