Matilda 

She’s a 9 but she rides horses

Matilda is a 9

Matilda by RiZe+ShUu November 14, 2022

matilda 

Matilda is an all-round TERIBBLE person, she likes to over-exagerate and lie about general intelect to make herself sound smarter, when confronted she would suggest proof and then try to change the subgect swiftly. she likes to lie to people as a game about stuff like hair extensions or other things that dont matter and are just plain annoying. when you annoy her about the subtlest of things she would ignore you for the rest of the day and refuse to talk to you let alone tell you what you did "wrong" EVER.

What The Fuck Matilda!

matilda by ZM [anomynous] October 29, 2019

Matilda 

EWWW get braces buddy and try to get ur own personality. Pack it up with ur flip phone

Person: "AhHHHHH Matildas teeth look like horse teeth run she looks like shes a character on "Nightmare on elm street"
Other person: "IKKKKK RUNN"

Matilda by Storrac2424 November 14, 2020

Matilda 

This girl will ruin your life, if you see a Matilda, RUN AWAY, she is brutally mean and think she’s always right. Be careful

Are you friends with a Matilda? Leave her before you get hurt

Matilda by Onlyspeakthetruthgirl December 16, 2019

Matilda 

Either a makeup loving bodybuilder or a hardcore butch lesbian.

Matilda is nice until you really get to know her which may take approximately 36 years. However when you get to know her for real there’s a high chance of either knowing a smol bean who needs food, sleep and hoodies or you’ll get a maniac with the darkest humour that no one can exceed.
Beware, you cannot escape Matilda. She will always find you with the power of anime.

Person: Matilda I’ve known you for 36 years now :)

Matilda *slowly turning into a smol adorable human bean*: gIVE ME FOOD AND HOODIES

(Alternative universe)

Person: Matilda I’ve known you for 36 years now :)

Matilda *nails growing sharp and eyes turning red while holding a knife*: this knife can’t kill you more times than You’re going to anyway but I’ll kill you another day *tsundere laugh*

Matilda by Some person yote January 7, 2019

matilda 

matila is one half of a guy called armando she has the most beautiful eyes in the world and the warmest hug the boy who has matilde for himself has the world

matilda its beautiful girl

matilda by a5m5 November 10, 2019

Matilda 

A common ghetto name in older centuries where women named Matilda often could be found in kitchens doing ''women-work'', like cleaning, washing and cooking. They also smell extremely bad, can be compared with an anus with clamydia. The name Matilda is often associated with hatred and ugliness.

Oh look there's the ugly Matilda that no one likes!

Matilda by snusistheonlylove December 11, 2016