Caucasians are the Neandertal race which originate in India.
India crashed into Eurasia, forming the Himalaya mountains and introducing Caucasians to the world.
Caucasians are big boned, have an extra bone in the forehead, sunken eyes, hooked noses, and covered in hair from neck to toe. Caucasian men have the ability to grow facial hair; Native Americans and Asians initially referred to Caucasians as "hairy bearded people".
A nickname of a city in Northeast Ohio, Cuyahoga Falls, because of it's sundown town orientation. Historically, it has blocked African Americans and other minorities from living within their city limits. Proud of it's white heritage, not one person has black *friends* in the plural, typically just 'that one' from way back when that they pull out of their ass when it's convenient to prove that they arent racist, but at the same time will ask a 'black' person, "Why is it that you people....?"