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André is a guy that doesnt give a shit about anything. He is just on another planet all the time. He is really awkward and im pretty sure he doesnt know how he got here. Also he puts milk before the cereal so he could just be a psicopath.

Ps: but if you wanna hang out with him, hes all for it. He probably dong know where hes going but hes going with you.
Yo that guy's name is probably André.
He just crossed the street without looking both ways.

As in portuguese we say: "Esse gajo ta bue atoa ya"
André by TitoKnowsManyWords November 22, 2021
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André is a male who is most commonly reffered to as 'Cute'. Doesnt Like to fight because there would be no point in winning a battle that shouldnt have happened His Good Looking Attributes Make André Stand Out From The Rest. André Has a sense of humor that would make most girls fall for him. His Hugs are one of a kind and his kissed are the holy grail of the twentieth century. Hate isnt in his vocabulary and is an immense lover. He isnt much for Romace but he sure knows how to steal a girl from someone. He's a smart man who enjoys messing with people. He Has Strong Intentions For Making Friends And An Amazing Talent For investigating the universe. Whenever he finds a mating partner he will usually mess up somehow but in a simple way he will care for his girl above most things. André is a one of a kind person who should not be given up for. You will not meet more than one André in your life.
'Wow That André Fellow Was Really Cute! I Wish I Had His Number!'
André by hearingyourvoice November 22, 2021
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andré by aaaarcher November 22, 2021
The Ultimate gentleman. With his suave demeanor and high fashion; he stands out in a crowd. André has a big heart and you’ll always have a great time around him. André attracts everyone, he’s like a walking magnet. André is not someone you’ll meet twice.
Omg there goes André
André by 001825 November 22, 2021
André is a very attractive guy that is desired by both boys and girls. He often goes shopping at Auchan. André's known for being one of the best FIFA pro players of all time.

One can also call it Sun and Flower, or just Sunflower.
Afonso 1: Who's that handsome guy? I wanna do sex with him!
Girl 1: Look at André ! He's gorgeous! OMG SO CUTE!
EA Sports Manager: He plays so well! OMG!
André by slavesofwrath345 November 22, 2021
Has a ginormous cock, he is super smart, he can humiliate you in whatever you think of, he gets all the girls, especially asian ones.
Have you seen André? I wanna suck his cock
André by Dictionary definitions, November 22, 2021