jonathan

The name of thor's hammer according to paul rudd.

I can't believe that iron man couldn't lift jonathan!
When captain america lifted jonathan the crowd went wild.

jonathan by phoenixfire013 April 3, 2022

Jonathan

Jonathan is so cool he made the big bang also this person called Dylan that was not his friend has a 2 in

Jonathan is so cool

Jonathan by coolguy12345678956547654 April 5, 2022

Jonathan

Easily to fall in love with girls that are named milaya. But most Jonathan likes to talk about themselves. Also, they think they're funny but they're are not they tell the worst jokes.

Jonathan is in love with Milaya

Jonathan by I’m hungry April 9, 2022

Jonathan

A fucking hot ass guy who is good as fuck in bed. I mean his cock is longer than like 8 inches and he makes you have the best orgasms 😫

“Omg have y’all seen jonathan”
“girl yeah his dick is so good”

Jonathan by briblixs April 11, 2022

Jonathan

A sweet and adorable 13 year old man I truly love and adore so much that I could hug him and squeeze him to death (not really), he’s literally the love of my life and I cannot let go of him no matter what situation we’re in. I will continue to die for this man. -written by anna

"A sweet and precious boy named jonathan."

Jonathan by UrbanAnna April 25, 2022

Jonathan

Weaker the a slug and can’t spend money correct and sucks att school should get a grade under

Jonathan sucks for real

Jonathan by Lars du vet April 27, 2022

jonathan

a very talented person. who doesn't really show their emotions and also very serious but honestly cares a lot. a person who will be there when you need them. and of course they are really funny.

my brother is such a jonathan . he really serious one second and then the other is the funniest person

jonathan by ubranny May 11, 2022