Canada's history 

The nastiest sex attacked done by Stephen Colbert.

Stephen was doing a "Canada's history" to this lady in "The Beaver" magazine. But the magazine got filtered out by porn filters.

Canada's history by IhateDCsnowstorms February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

a depraved act of a sexual nature where maple leaves are jammed up the anus until a sweet syrup drips onto the loon-shaped pancakes you have strategically placed on your partner's genitalia.

I'm in the mood for some Canada's History! You bring the leaves, I'll supply the pancakes!!

Canada's History by quickcook February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

Sexual intercourse after kicking out a group of people, having a war with another and then refusing to stand up to a greater power.

Canada experienced "canada's history" when its founders kicked out a lot of natives, defeated the French, insisted on being forever subject to the British crown and then had sex with America using a postion known as the free trade agreement.

Canada's History by Z-0 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A depraved sex act inflicted on the United States by Stephen Colbert.

"I got herpes exploring Canada's History."

Canada's History by abaum February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup, the hardest part of which is fitting everything in.

I tried Canada's history last night, but got stuck on the maple syrup.

Canada's History by Beaver16 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A disgusting yet oddly pleasurable sexual adventure in which participants (Which can range from two to nine) in which the Stanley cup, a bottle of maple syrup and the antlers of a moose are used.

Man 1: Dude, i heard that girl was part of Canada's history.
Man 2: (Vomit)

Canada's History by Ryan'oryan February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

Once upon a time the United States bought a hat. They called it Canada. That is all.

Canadian: Canada's history is full of inspiring stories.

American: NO, you exist because America needed to keep the sun out of its eyes.

Canada's History by Ethan bo bethan February 5, 2010