Hym "What'
s with bald, weasel-faced idiots trying to slight me today? My hair is too
thick for most hair clippers, man. I shave my
head just to spite you. When it comes to having a luscious mane that's impossible for one of us and not the other I'm willing to forgo that... To spite you. And you know you have to rub out that first easy one, my G. Or you don't, in which case, I feel
bad for your
wife.... But that's ok! I've been known to give lessons. 4,500 an hour, 3 lessons a week, and I'll pay for you to go to McDonald's or something while I teach you
wife everything she needs to know. That's a steal! I usually charge 9,000! That's 50% off! But payment happens before I walk in the door and if I don't want to hump your
wife, no refunds. But none of this has anything to do with Guillermo."