December 17th

Tom - Its December 17th
Jake - Fuck no I can't suck you off
Tom - Get on your knees

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National and worldwide skip school and go skiing with your closest friend day

It's December 17th! Who even goes to school, go skiing today!!

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December 17th, 2021 had the most school shooter threats

Girl: I don't want to go to school on december 17th
Boy: Why?
Girl: Decamber 17th 2021 was the most shooter school threats

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December 17th was the day Sarah Paulson fell from heaven. AKA Lady Paulson Day, a national holiday.

Oh my gosh ! It's December 17th, Sarah Paulson day!!

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December 17th is national make out with your partner day! If you see them make sure to have fun!😏🥴

Her: Do yk that December 17th is national make out with your partner day?
Him: I will be over in min!

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december 17th

a day of falling out of love - a day where people are rejected, broken up with, etc.

"i just got broken up with."
"duh tf its december 17th

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National post your bestfriend day.

Bella: what day is it today?!
Mark: are you kidding me? Everyone knows it’s December 17th, National post your bestfriend day!

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