the most goofyest girl in the wurld. she has long blonde hair with blue eyes. she has a big ass and a bigger heart. i should know. also, she has eyes. did i already say that yeah i did. but i
love her ass and her heart. also her eyes oh yeah i said that. did i say that? anyway she is kinda
short but not that short. she is also taller than a small animal. she also has nice eyes what. also she used to be a
baby. but she grew up. also she likes to wear clothes sometimes. wait nevermind (she just told me she doesn'
t). anyway she is the hootist gurl in school and shes HOOTER THAN U! i cant wait to marry her
sister.
Guy1: Man that Eva is fucking gorgeous!
Guy2: dude arent you getting married to her sister wtf?!?!
Guy1: Shhh
bro just lemme
love who i
love!
Guy2: Youre right bro, sorry for being so close-minded
*the guys proceed to make out*