tristan is a bitch who is probably gonna steal your girl if your not careful. He is a retard and has a small Pepe that you can’t suck or fuck so be careful if you lose your girl to a Tristan show her this cause it is true. SO IF ANY TRISTANS READ THIS GOOO SUCK A DICK CAUSE YOU NEED ONE AND IMMA TAKE HER BACK. Cause I’m the best man she can get.

TRISTAN IS A BITCH

Tristan by TRISTANSAREGAYLILPEPEBOUS October 29, 2019

Tristan

Tristan is the most spiritual, open minded man you will ever meet. If you have one in your life, you are a very lucky person. He sees life in a different way than most and will open your eyes up to a lot about life. He is the most honest and upfront man which may be very confronting at first but you will soon respect those qualities. Life is not the same without a Tristan in it.

Q. Is she with Tristan?
A. Yes, she is one of the luckiest woman alive

Tristan by Swaniegirl November 2, 2019

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Tristan

An Idiot who cant keep his fucking mouth shout

Jack:*whispering* HOLY SHIT LOOK AT VOLCANO
Tristan: FUCKING A BITCH RAW TIL THE BAKING SODA AND VIGINAL FLUID MIXES
Teacher: EXCUSE ME

Tristan by PyR029 November 7, 2019

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