Most
men like James Brown like their mums, most
men like Jim Greens like their mums in the shower.
It's quite likely that if you've ever been to an Ed Sheeran concert that aside from being a closeted velvet handbag carrying
homosexual, you saw a Jim Green there, strumming away on his own abnormally long pubic hairs.
All Greens drink organic Kambucha and fuck their own sisters.