Shmammered 

A state of inebriation between smashed and hammered

I was shmammered last night..
I got shammered at that party last night..

Shmammered by Islandoger February 3, 2010

shmammered 

the state of mind when one realizes that they have had entirely too much to drink and is now being carried, wheeled, or thrown out of the area where the alcohol consumption is taking place

Holy Harrison!! Did you see that guys projectial vomit? He is SHMAMMERED!!!

shmammered by fanch6857 January 19, 2011

Shmammered 

To be smashed and hammered at the same time.Drunk beoyond belief.

Man Im so ready for this weekend I wanna get shmammered

Shmammered by Pirate Wood March 26, 2011

shmammered 

The act of being so drunk you act like a fool and usually end up praying to the porcelain god, or sleeping naked in a bush in your nieghbors yard.

I wanna get really shmammered tonight!

shmammered by WordsofWisdom13 May 10, 2011

shmammered 

(Adj.) Being extremely drunk; CRAZY: Blackout; Blank; aggressive; uncontrollable; unable to handle; higher than shitfaced and hammered

Last night you were shmammered!!!! Do you remember?!

shmammered by garygarland November 23, 2015

Shmammered 

To be belligerently drunk or hammered while also being higher than the sky itself to make for a great time.

I was so shmammered after all of that shit we did last night.

Shmammered by Chunkymilk123 June 5, 2018

Shmammered 

When you are not just hammered, but you can barely stand up and speak in complete sentences, then you are SHMAMMERED!

Did you see that guy at the German beer fest leaning against the tent pole all night? That dude was Shmammered!!

Shmammered by Chicago60618guy March 11, 2022