McDonalds 

Where do you think the dinosaur flesh went when they went extinct?

“I’m suing McDonalds because I got fat because of them.”

McDonalds by Danny picklesworth May 1, 2019

McDonalds 

The heathist place to eat where the staff consists of under paid teens that are incompetent and can’t take you order untill you repeat it for the 5th time

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McDonalds is _____

McDonalds by maksym1000 July 4, 2019

McDonalds 

The place where if you arrive after 7pm you get a bunch of crack heads and weird ass people. Great for losing all your money!

Guy 1: “Want to go to McDonalds?”
Guy 2: *Checks watch*

Guy 2: “Dude it’s 8pm. Do you want crack?”
Guy 1: “No what the fuck??!”
Guy 2: “Alright we are not going then.”

McDonalds by YourHippoBlasterToy42069 October 17, 2019

McDonalds 

You can start with a combination of Fried Food and maybe add some Mc in the name. After that you have a choice to get to a McDonalds with a play place or no play place. If you don’t go to a play place McDonalds, well then you aren’t a good person.

McDonalds is yum.

McDonalds by Actor202 December 16, 2019

McDonalds 

Yummy

McDonalds Is Yummy!

McDonalds by Jeff Jackho February 1, 2020

McDonalds 

A place where the Ice cream machine is broken 24/7

Man I really wish McDonalds would reply back but there busy fixing the Ice cream machine.

McDonalds by Straight up facts my dudeee February 6, 2021

McDonalds 

The answer to all your cravings. A true friend who is there for you 24/7 and always has something for you. Fries to die for. Ensure’s every child’s meal is a Happy Meal. Always welcomes you with open arches.

Treats besties to rewards and freebies.

Let's grab McDonalds after class, My whole family's coming, we will be McDonaldin' it

McDonalds by McLovin00 November 24, 2021