To bleed profusely in a spurting manner (i.e., with each beat of the heart, a shot of blood ejects -- or skeets) out of the wound(s). (see also: skeet.)

"Yo, that boy got shot twice in the chest and after that he was skeeting blood everywhere."

skeeting blood by dsparkss January 29, 2018

Yeeting and skeeting

Cumming while you are riding a skateboard while doing an Ollie around 10 other naked dudes in a public park. You must nut on one of the dudes. You then have to carry the man you came on on top of your shoulders around the whole park.

Dang look at those guys Yeeting and Skeeting

Yeeting and skeeting by The yeet skeet master November 27, 2018

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Skreet Skeeting

The act of boiling flavored condoms releasing the aromatics, which contain alcohol then drinking the liquid, which can get you high for as long as 10 to 12 hours.

The students have been out skreet skeeting on the weekends after running out of all other options, and hope.

Skreet Skeeting by Mookscast July 28, 2022

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skelting

The act of doing less than nothing. #lazy, even a sloth moves faster, #Laziest, Nothing is ever finished at this speed.

Peter had been skelting all day and hadn't even managed to eat breakfast

skelting by TwoKingsProductions March 12, 2015

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