fart cannon 

An enlarged exhaust pipe that people sometimes add to their cars. The result is a fart-like sound from the engine. Some fart cans are just for show -- they only make noise, and don't make the car any faster.

This car modification is usually done to Asian import cars, but not always.

See related: Mitsubishi, Toyota, Honda, fart can

fart cannon by Ryan Thompson January 15, 2004

Fart Cannon 

An excessively large, let alone loud exaust on a car, mainly on the so called "rice burners", "ricers" etc. Apparently they figure that the louder one's car sounds, the faster. Also needs a minimum diameter of 6'' or 7''. In the end, as a result, these cars sound like beavers passing gas in the mud.

When I was walking down the street the other day, I heard this ungodly noise, so I turned around to see this "souped" up Import car coming by, and of course, fitted with an extra loud fart cannon. I could only laugh... I always say "Flat 6 internal combustion, accept no substitute. Only by Porsche."

Fart Cannon by PORSCHE NUT May 19, 2010

fart cannon 

The act of farting mid-shit and literally shooting it out of your ass.

I farted mid-shit and it shot in the toilet. My butt is a fart cannon.

Alex has a powerful fart cannon. He broke the toilet last Tuesday.

fart cannon by fartsniffer24 October 15, 2014

Mega fart cannon

The maker of the hit game, Mirakain Quest. And a master of all the obvious.

For, instance "The Code" will be used.

Mega fart cannon by MasterLink2003 December 16, 2004

cannon fart 

A fart that sounds like a cannon blast and leaves your asshole at such a rapid speed that it shoots out a hard round nugget of feces like a cannon ball

*guy farts*
Girl: oh what hit me?
Boy: I just cannon farted on you! That was a cannon ball of my shit that hit you!

cannon fart by Hymenpunisher November 17, 2014

Fartcannon

Another word for butt

I have a great fartcannon for twerking and shaking

Fartcannon by elsa'sfriend April 20, 2018

fartcannoning 

The words and ideas that come out of some smelly fucking shit mouthed meninist anti-sjw vampire to irritate the holy fuck out of women and other minorities.

Dumbass lil white boy: Women and black people are so dumb ahaha
Me: Keep fartcannoning that ugly ass thought process of yours. AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT!! BAHAHA!

fartcannoning by Duckingchickenhammit July 6, 2015