Cosmic Brownie 

A fruity brown boy who is medically obese. The multi colored chocolate pieces on a cosmic brownie resemble a gay black man.

“Hey Cletus, get that damn cosmic brownie and bring him back to the ranch. He only picked 40 pounds this week!”

Cosmic Brownie by shittersclogged March 9, 2022

Cosmic Brownie 

Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Cosmic brownie is a world renowned Astrophysicist.

Cosmic Brownie by Gay actor Michael Douglas July 18, 2025

cosmic brownie

its when you shit in an aliens mouth, either an illegal, or the space kind

"yeah im fucking with an illegal, earlier i gave her a cosmic brownie"
"yeah i flew in space, and i met this freaky ass alien, yeah i gave her a cosmic brownie"

cosmic brownie by SosaGreenworks1900 May 23, 2026

cosmic brownie core 

only the best tiktok account for Little Debbie’s cosmic brownies ever. includes a png of a cosmic brownie in front of beautiful backgrounds with beautiful music. has over 37k+ followers as of august 2023.

Did you see the new TikTok cosmic brownie core posted?

cosmic brownie core by sultryjellyfish August 14, 2023

Connecticut Cosmic Brownie

When someone trusts a fart, but it ends up being a wet, nasty pile of poop falling onto the ground. Also, the “fart” was so powerful that it rips out the dingleberries from one’s asshole, sprinkling the hair particles into the pile of shit on the ground, creating a cosmic brownie effect.

Ex. “Yo bro I wanted to release flatulence when I was hanging out with my girl, but I accidentally made a Connecticut Cosmic Brownie on her bedsheets”

Connecticut Cosmic Brownie by anonymous May 19, 2026

Connecticut Cosmic Brownie

When someone trusts a fart, but it ends up being a wet, nasty pile of poop falling onto the ground. Also, the “fart” was so powerful that it rips out the dingleberries from one’s asshole, sprinkling the hair particles into the pile of shit on the ground, creating a cosmic brownie effect.

Ex. “Yo bro I wanted to release flatulence when I was hanging out with my girl, but I accidentally made a Connecticut Cosmic Brownie on her bedsheets”

Connecticut Cosmic Brownie by anonymous May 19, 2026

Cosmic Pocket Brownie 

When an inmate purchases a cosmic brownie from the commissary and places the brownie in his pocket to warm it up. Once the brownie is warmed up, the inmate opens the package and proceeds to enter the warm brownie with his penis. Once the inmate finishes and frosts the brownie, he then gives the glazed brownie to a friend, as a gift.

"Yo Cornbread, this cosmic pocket brownie is out of the world. I especially enjoy the cream filling..."

Cosmic Pocket Brownie by Mr. Unplugged August 27, 2020