The day of the week during which Soylent Green may be purchased for consumption. Soylent Green is not readily available the other days of the week due to limited production -- but don't worry, the more
people die from starvation, the more Soylent Green there
will be for the remaining populace!
Governor Santini is brought to you today by Soylent Red, and Soylent
Yellow. And, new, delicious, Soylent Green: The "miracle food" of high energy plankton, gathered from the oceans of the world. Due to its enormous popularity, Soylent Green is in
short supply, so remember—Tuesday is Soylent
Green day.