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The Irondequoit Steam Whistle 

You need three things. 1) A reasonably dry and shaven butthole with a fart prepared 2) A train conductors hat 3) At least one 8 ball of cocaine. A man strips naked, puts the cocaine up his butt, and bends over onto his hands and knees. A lucky recipient then puts their nose near the man's butthole, grabs his balls in one hand, and then pulls down to release a fairytale railroad fart cloud of cocaine. The person pulling the balls must wear the conductors hat while the man farting the cloud of coke must make a train whistle noise when excavating.
I dont have time to commute, so the irondequoit steam whistle is the only travel i do.

Steamwhistle 

A fine micro brew out of Toronto, Ontario
"Are we still having that Steamwhistle?"
Steamwhistle by Yanks November 17, 2004

Rusty Steamwhistle 

A girl with diarrhea that's getting fucked in the ass then has a massive explosion that escapes under pressure around your dick.
Dude I was poundin your mom's ass when she let out a rusty steamwhistle and shouted "Quittin' Time Son!"
Rusty Steamwhistle by Rusty Posse December 29, 2010

Moldy Steamwhistle 

A blow job on a really dirty skanky penis. (most likely after a prolonged time without washing like a festival)
Oh man, After a week of camping with no shower at burningman she gave me a Moldy Steamwhistle!

At the end of the festival I got a moldy Steamwhistle from a babe
Moldy Steamwhistle by Mskorianz September 5, 2012

Hollis Steamwhistle

(noun – proper name)

Alleged founding member and self-proclaimed “Liaison to the Inaudible Realms” of the Post-Execution Steamcore movement.

First documented in a grainy VHS recording from 1997, where he appeared in a full boiler suit, antique pilot goggles, and one squeaky leather glove, delivering a spoken-word rant over a background of goat bleats and malfunctioning calliope music.

Known for introducing the “coat hanger solo” during the infamous First Public PESC Performance — an act that allegedly caused a polyphonic rupture audible only to those “properly out of phase.”

Trivia:

Hollis claims to have lived in an abandoned observatory for “tax purposes.”

Once described by a fan zine as “the man who looks like he smells like time travel.”

Believes the word “encore” is a government trigger phrase.
“Man, that set was wild — pure Hollis Steamwhistle energy.”

Louisiana Steamwhistle

A sexual act where a woman takes a referee's whistle and shoves it up a mans anus. The man proceeds to emit gas, that alone activates a loud whistling sound. The woman records the whistle sound and uploads it to media sites with the hashtag #LouisianaSteamwhistleChallenge. The challenge consists of whoever makes the loudest whistle sound.
Woman: Hey babe wanna do the Louisiana Steamwhistle again?
Man: Sure!