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January 11

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.
January 11
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day
January 11 by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019
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January 11

If you were born on january 11, you are a god, everything you wish will come true.
January 11 by Byrontall November 17, 2019

January 11

If you are born on January 11, you are a feisty beast. RAWR! You are usually short. And usually thicc. Ching! Most of the time you are Czech. Chong! You are nice and your future is looking snazzy.
Man, she’s a feisty beast. She must have been born on January 11th.
January 11 by averygiskewl October 12, 2019

January 11

The day a angel was born. He has amazing friends and a big massive cock. He also has people who envy him!
January 11 what a day to be born!
January 11 by Arandomguyisamongus January 20, 2022

January 11

national kiss your SO day
emmy; hey it’s January 11th
me: oh I better go kiss my bf

January 11

Princess Cinnamon Roll (Fay)’s birthday
Since it’s January 11 it’s Princess Cinnamon Roll (Fay)’s birthday
Happy birthday Fay! 🥳

Thank you!
January 11 by czarcasm March 5, 2021

January 11

national gay day. you HAVE to be gay all day idc all the gays are sexy. kisses all the gays
its january 11 so im gay
January 11 by pssylver3000 November 23, 2021