Idioteque 

The act of suddenly going into a crazy, seizure like state. refers to how thom from radiohead acts during the performance of idioteque.

yen called radiohead(s) a pop group and roshan lost it and went idioteque on her ass.

Idioteque by rizosh July 18, 2001

Idiotese 

A language which is simplified in order to make idiots understand what the speaker is trying to say.

A: He bit the dust.
B: Excuse me? I don't understand...
A: In Idiotese: He got beaten.

Idiotese by Justice Jet April 4, 2011

Idiotease 

Idiotease: (n) an easy means of discovering that someone is an idiot and quickly determining that their opinion is irrelevant. Idiotease can most commonly be found when idiots text, tweet, or post on Facebook.

Ex: wat r u wering? is the "Idiotease" way of saying "What are you wearing"

Idiotease by Come on Man July 25, 2011