Dark Souls
Thom has a foot fetish problem... last night he asked me to get Dark Souls so he could clean them with his mouth
Dark Souls by Opso Opos August 15, 2024
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Dark Souls
Thom has some serious foot fetish problem. Yesterday he asked me to wash with my feet in plastic bags so I would get Dark Souls and he could clean them with his mouth
Dark Souls by Opso Opos August 15, 2024
Dark Souls 2
Long story short: Death Simulator 2014.
Dark Souls 2 is the sequel to From Software's 2011 smash hit "Dark Souls." In Dark Souls 2, the player takes the role as an undead who bears the curse of Hollowing each time he or she dies. During the player's endeavours within the open world of Drangelic, the world within the game, he or she will encounter dangerous enemies, traps, and most certainly bosses. These bosses can be simple, or they can be hair-tearing-out rage inducing, much like "Dark Souls."
NOTE: Life may occur in Dark Souls 2. If you stay alive for more than one hour, you may be hacking.
Dark Souls 2 is the sequel to From Software's 2011 smash hit "Dark Souls." In Dark Souls 2, the player takes the role as an undead who bears the curse of Hollowing each time he or she dies. During the player's endeavours within the open world of Drangelic, the world within the game, he or she will encounter dangerous enemies, traps, and most certainly bosses. These bosses can be simple, or they can be hair-tearing-out rage inducing, much like "Dark Souls."
NOTE: Life may occur in Dark Souls 2. If you stay alive for more than one hour, you may be hacking.
Person 1: I heard you purchased Dark Souls 2. How is it?
Person 2: Who are you? Who am I? Where are we? What is life?
Person 2: Who are you? Who am I? Where are we? What is life?
Dark Souls 2 by Alteavy April 12, 2014
Dark Souls Syndrome
After hours of playing the masochistic gamer's favorite - Dark Souls, and ofcourse, dying and dying and dying and getting raped by that dragon on the bridge and dying and dying and dying and dying and dying...
Did I mention you die a lot in this game?
Anyway, after a while of playing Dark Souls, encountering seemingly impossible boss fights, losing thousands of souls over dying and even starting a new character because your previous one had shitty statistics, you start to become REALLY rude and mean to everybody due to the built up madness caused by the above reasons, and when you finally manage to get through and feel immense joy, the people you offended might not share your joy.
Remember kids: Dark Souls is bad for your mental health.
Did I mention you die a lot in this game?
Anyway, after a while of playing Dark Souls, encountering seemingly impossible boss fights, losing thousands of souls over dying and even starting a new character because your previous one had shitty statistics, you start to become REALLY rude and mean to everybody due to the built up madness caused by the above reasons, and when you finally manage to get through and feel immense joy, the people you offended might not share your joy.
Remember kids: Dark Souls is bad for your mental health.
Frank: Hey Joey, wanna go out for some pizz--
Joey: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO KILL THIS BOSS!?
Frank: Geez! calm down! I think you might be developing the Dark Souls Syndrome!
Joey: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO KILL THIS BOSS!?
Frank: Geez! calm down! I think you might be developing the Dark Souls Syndrome!
Dark Souls Syndrome by Fruitfly September 13, 2012
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dark souls 3 by Zxtra May 17, 2017
dark souls virgin
A dark souls virgin is someone’s who is yet to complete a dark souls game.
People who have not yet done this near impossible challenge has the right to be bullied and picked on until done so.
Also a dark souls virgin has no right to criticise any other game for being hard or to easy until completing a adark souls game
People who have not yet done this near impossible challenge has the right to be bullied and picked on until done so.
Also a dark souls virgin has no right to criticise any other game for being hard or to easy until completing a adark souls game
dark souls virgin by G4Y¥L0RD November 8, 2018
Dark Souls 3
In the past Souls games there was this thing called hollowing which caused you to lose some features as well as some of your max hp when you died. Dark Souls 3 throws this out the window and death doesn't have any effect outside of losing souls.
Unfortunately the map designers knew this and designed the game knowing that you could die as many times as you like. Absolutely wonderful.
Unfortunately the map designers knew this and designed the game knowing that you could die as many times as you like. Absolutely wonderful.
Dark Souls 3 by WackusAddictus July 14, 2021