The less honest cousin of chicken
nuggets, boneless chicken wings are deep
fried lies and whoever enjoys them can never be trusted, they are most likely a Russian spy or a reptilian
imposter.
"Hello I'd like to order some chicken nu- I mean boneless
wings" *lizard noises*
"hey look over there, it's that
nerd Trever with his boneless chicken wings, what a
loser. We can not trust Trever"