It’s either A: the first 5 letters of the alphabet, or B: some
parents were high as fuck when naming their son, were they high in
cocaine or
methamphetamine? The fact that the child won’t even know how to say their name.
Mother: “What should we name him?”
Father: “Abcde sounds amazing.” Mother: “
ok”
Teacher: “hi students let’s see who is present, wait how do I even pronounce this name”