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Vegetarian by gummy May 13, 2005
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People who do not realize that humans are the top of the food chain and refuse to eat meat. Vegetarians are mostly soccer moms, preppies, tree-huggers, crazed enviormentalists, save-the-whales girls, pro-lifers, members of the terrorist group PETA, anti-fur terrorists, and anorexic girls who are worried about getting "fat".
Vegetarians are great because they leave more meat for the smarter people who realize that humans need animals for food.
Vegetarian by meateater June 27, 2003
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Someone who believes the silly argument about how the world will be saved if people eat plants instead of meat -- when really that argument is not against humans natural diet of meat but an against the current overpopulation.
(fewer people, eat more meat). (Fewer people try the sterile fly approach violating no ones right to sex.)
(fewer people, eat more meat). (Fewer people try the sterile fly approach violating no ones right to sex.)
You mean if we reduced human population to 1/10th the current level, few places would need confinement feedlots to grow meat?
Yep, the PETA-vegetarian plan puts people in the overpopulated, restricted diet environment of confined feedlots in place of animals -- while still allowing people to use up wilderness. Not a real solution.
Yes with everyone becoming a vegetarian we can support 10 times as many humans as with meat. But within 30-50 years we still start universal starvation in elbow to elbow company of universal harmony.
But if we all become vegetarians we gain 30-50 years. By then we can gain another 20 years by using genetic engineering to shrink average human size to a body mass of 1/6th, about 30 pounds - which Guinness books records show is viable for intelligent human life. We will then be small gray people with space and time travel technology (proven by UFO accounts) and never have to worry about overpopulating a world...although reproduction may well require anal probes of our ancestors.
Yep, the PETA-vegetarian plan puts people in the overpopulated, restricted diet environment of confined feedlots in place of animals -- while still allowing people to use up wilderness. Not a real solution.
Yes with everyone becoming a vegetarian we can support 10 times as many humans as with meat. But within 30-50 years we still start universal starvation in elbow to elbow company of universal harmony.
But if we all become vegetarians we gain 30-50 years. By then we can gain another 20 years by using genetic engineering to shrink average human size to a body mass of 1/6th, about 30 pounds - which Guinness books records show is viable for intelligent human life. We will then be small gray people with space and time travel technology (proven by UFO accounts) and never have to worry about overpopulating a world...although reproduction may well require anal probes of our ancestors.
Vegetarian by Cannibal Lector February 9, 2010
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The people which cause global warming by eating plants that produce oxygen instead of eating cows which produce methane leading to a hole in the ozone layer and many heat waves.
vegetarian by chunkmachine 99 December 9, 2008
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A person who suffers from an insane, freak brain disorder which causes them to not want to eat meat!!! It is believed that the disorder comes from the tree-hugging, crazed environmentalist idea that killing animals is wrong, among other similar reasons.
Like zombies, they will try to convert you into one of them by looking down on you while you enjoy a bacon double cheeseburger in McDonalds, and may use phrases such as "how could you eat a dead animal carcass" and "you make me sick". If this happens to you, make sure you fight back by emphasizing your enjoyment of the meat product as much as possible, making orgasmic noises while you eat. This seems to have an effect on the soul of the veggie, digging into their deep, hidden desire for meat.
Like zombies, they will try to convert you into one of them by looking down on you while you enjoy a bacon double cheeseburger in McDonalds, and may use phrases such as "how could you eat a dead animal carcass" and "you make me sick". If this happens to you, make sure you fight back by emphasizing your enjoyment of the meat product as much as possible, making orgasmic noises while you eat. This seems to have an effect on the soul of the veggie, digging into their deep, hidden desire for meat.
Me: hey karis let's get a meat feast pizza... mmmmm.. pepperoni.. ham.. sausage.. *drools*
Karis: No thanks, I'm a vegetarian
Me: NOOO!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!! I WON'T LET YOU CONVERT ME!! AAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!! *runs screaming out of restaurant*
Karis: No thanks, I'm a vegetarian
Me: NOOO!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!! I WON'T LET YOU CONVERT ME!! AAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!! *runs screaming out of restaurant*
vegetarian by lew90 September 5, 2008
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Vegetarian by Carnivore by choice July 11, 2003