spacehopper 

A large inflatable egg-shaped rubber ball with two integral handles at the narrow end. A means of transport popular in the 1970's.

I was bouncing around the garden like a spacehopper

spacehopper by David Stockman April 15, 2003

Spacehopper 

The art of penetrating ones own rectum with ones own faecal log that has been frozen to a solid state.
An "international spacehopper" is when one person's rectum has been penetrated by another's frozen faecal log.

Note: wrapping a spacehopper in a condom is optional.

Gareth: "Hey Greggson, I saw Lanky giving himself a spacehopper"
Greggson: "Again?!""

OR

Jamie: " Hey Damo, guess what I saw in Gareth's freezer"
Damo: "I don't know. Was it chocolate ice cream?"
Jamie: "No it was a spacehopper, I think he's about to get international with Lanky"

Spacehopper by aryalar December 16, 2013

space hopper 

This technique refers to being fellated while sitting on the shoulders of an overweight girl (crotch to face), holding onto her ears and jiggling up and down like an ecstatic simpleton.

Among others, this sexual exercise is also known as Big Momma's Bouncy Castle, Standing On The Shoulder's Of Giants, The Testi Trampoline and Akabusi's High Jump.

"See that big lass over there? We did The Space Hopper last summer in my grandmothers back garden."

"She was so happy I proposed, she let me do The Akabusi High Jump right there in Akbar's curry house!"

space hopper by Mini Chedder September 12, 2007

Screaming Space Hopper 

On a one night stand with a very fat girl (preferably sunburnt), get her into a doggystyle position, then force a banana up her arse and one hard into her twat and kneel on her hair. She will scream and try to get up by lifting her arse. Jump on her back holding the bananas in place. Just like a kid on a space hopper.

Janice was like a screaming space hopper last night. rode the bitch for 20 minutes.

Screaming Space Hopper by Hungry Horrace November 2, 2008

Space hopper Metallica Tits 

This tuna loving gnome known as the Sunderland leg humper will do anything for a latest squeeze.

Loves banging tins of tuna right up a fat snatch so far the bitch would taste it. John west has nothing on him.

This randy little trout sniffer often found in Arizona Sunderland sporting a Metallica t-shirt, sweat dripping from those dank pits.

Women from far and wide hunt him for his ginger locks

Space hopper Metallica tits says “oooh hitting town tonight, meet at the back of Arizona bitch”

“I’d say let’s get a kebab on route home but al make u a tuna bake slag”

Space hopper Metallica Tits by Cum Dumps October 4, 2019

Space hopper 

A large ball with a pair of handles or a single handle that one sits on and moves around on by bouncing, a popular toy in the 70s that has decreased in popularity yet nonetheless remains very popular with kids and adults alike because nobody is going to tell you that you can’t use one of these things because there is no valid criticism to be made

Unfortunately, nobody talks about them because whenever one brings them up everyone automatically assumes they are part of the looner community due to social engineering by the degenerate parts of the furry community and they are often left abandoned in the shed or the corner of a house and physically abused with sharp objects

Joe: Hey do you want to have a space hopper race with me, Bob?

“OH MY GOD THIS SPACE HOPPER YOU DREW ME IS SO CUTE FNVNFENDCNLNSDKJCF”

“Space hoppers are for kids, Jerry, get a job”

“Anybody who touches my space hopper is going to die”

“Fuck your opinion, I’m getting a space hopper”

“Wow, I haven’t used this space hopper since I was a kid”

“I have a space hopper, your argument is automatically invalidated”

Space hopper by MrEBOSM October 9, 2021

Space Hopper 

During cowgirl, she grabs your balls and starts bouncin'

"She propper space hoppered my balls the other night"

Space Hopper by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022