help computer 

1) Being in disapproval.

2) Something random to say when a little african boy is about to be owned by a dog.

1) ...do you want a bacon sandwich? ...I'm a fucking Help Computer!! Do I look like I want a fucking bacon sandwich?!?!

2)doo doo dooo dooo... ahh hell nah, whats up dog *dog growls* "HEY KID!!"
"I'm a computer!"... "HELP COMPUTER!"
*kid rambles on about computers*

help computer by |B|ana|N|a December 6, 2004

Help Computer 

A phrase said when a robot-computer-android man needs assistance.

I don't know much about computers other than the one I got in my house and my mom put a couple games on it...
*Computer garble*

Help Computer by Gamblor October 23, 2004