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Commissues 

The act of being incapable to fulfill or hold a vow, promise, or pledge to a significant other.
Girl 1: Johnny is such a fuckboy . He keeps wanting to hookup, but won’t make me his girlfriend.
Girl 2: Giiiirl, he definitely has commissues!
Commissues by Scarlett Jonez August 29, 2016

confissues 

suffering severe confidence issues. only your maturity and your trained voice of reason saves you from hating.
"i have a case of confissues"
voice of reason: "mate, you need to translate the love you have for others into the same love you have for you."
confissues by Krkič June 3, 2019

Covissue / Covissues

Covissue / Covissues - That dirty handle is a covissue. I'm still dealing with these covissues at my business.