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Gimpington port stanely 

Much like a gimpington but more of a cunt
Your a right gimpington port stanely!

Grimmington Bears

An utterance to be heard when one experiences a situation that is the epitome of hairy horrid. Should one ever find oneself in such a situation, one may be said to have been visited by the Bears Grimmington.

The collective noun varies between a Smack of Grimmington Bears and a Creep of Grimmington Bears, dependent upon the suddenness of the horrid occuring.
Example 1;
Person 1: "You seen what time it is???"
Person 2: "Yea its like 4AM, we've been gaming for hours"
Person 1: "Oh Grimmington Bears"
Person 2: "Lolwut"

Example 2;
Person 1: "Did you just see me stack that 360 just now?"
Person 2: "Yea, looked like you were visited by a smack of Grimmington Bears"

Example 3;
Person 1: "Dude, I had such a good wet dream about your sister last night."
Person 2: "That's just sick, you really need to see a specialist"
Person 1: "Yea, when I woke up though, I whole creap of Grimmington Bears were huddled around the foot of my bed"
Grimmington Bears by Ewok500 September 23, 2010

Girlington 

Person 1: "Hey!"
Person 2: "What's up GIRLINGTON?!"
Girlington by JAKEINGTON December 29, 2011

Gillington 

A Pirates of the Caribbean slash pairing featuring James Norrington and Lieutinent Gillette (the one who made the mermaid comment to Elizabeth).
I'm an obsessive Gillington shipper
Gillington by Lady_Yaoi July 30, 2008

GUAPINGTON 

A Pop-culture term that means "A place of wealth, that starts in your mind." The point where one realizes what it is that needs to be done and begins to execute. The word Guap means wealth, Guapington is a wealthy mind state.

Taken from the company Guapington (guapington.com)
I spoke to Eric today, he must be in guapington as he just registered for the fall semester.
GUAPINGTON by Jeebah LV December 15, 2011

Gielington's Disease 

A disease that starts out mild, but ends with the victim speaking only in internet memes.
Troy was diagnosed with Gielington's Disease, that's why we can't take him seriously.