wizard wheel 

Is a slang term for ones butt hole.

John said he was going home to thump on his wife,and dick punch her wizard wheel to clock out.

wizard wheel by The wizard 69 May 7, 2016

kart wheel wizard 

SISSY name for World of Warcraft. Used to piss off those who are to into the game.

J: Hey man, are playing kart wheel wizard again?

C: It's WORLD OF WARCRAFT!

J: Exactly, kart wheel wizard.

kart wheel wizard by chedderchedder January 2, 2009

Weasley's Wizard Wheezes 

A joke shop located in Diagon Alley where all you're pranking dreams come true. Owned by Fred (RIP) and George Weasley. Home to anything fun in the wizarding world. Well known for insulting Voldemort with the You-Know-Poo sign.

Argus Filch's worst nightmare...

Dude, let's go to Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!

Yea I need to restock my joke supplies! Filch took it all.

Weasley's Wizard Wheezes by TrueMILAer December 27, 2010

wizard wheeze 

1. Solving a problem by depending upon an awkward, strange, or funny situation.

2. The production, of such a situation, for an end.

The school, in an effort to teach the use of the abacus, has hit upon a wizard wheeze of banning the use of calculators.

wizard wheeze by temp159753 June 24, 2009