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Working on churches 

Mastibation, specifically at one's own home.
Often heard between tradesmen on building sites.
Labourer:"John, how are you getting on with those quoins"?
Bricklayer:"I'd rather be working on churches, Dave"!
Working on churches by Laronzo September 12, 2022

working on a package

Lady, leave me alone! I'm sitting here at the brewery working on a package.

Working on Laptops 

a phrase that means "Having homosexual relations". Popularized in October 2009 by two airline pilots that over-shot their intended destination to Minneapolis and broke radio communication for almost an hour. They couldn't come up with a valid excuse for what happened and tried to cover up the event (very poorly I might add).
Boss: "What the hell where you two doing in the stock room together!?"

HomoA: "Uh.... we were arguing..."

HomoB: "We were Working on Laptops! Yeah! That's it..."

Boss: "Hmmm... don't know if I'm buying that one you queers"
Working on Laptops by DudeA October 28, 2009

Working on the boat 

Working on the boat is a euphemism for masturbating. Our friend would give an excuse for not hanging out with us by saying that, "he was working on the boat". Eventually we got so bothered by his "working on the boat" that we went to his house and asked his mother and she told us that he was in the bathroom. However he didn't exit the bathroom for 45 minutes. Thus he was "working on the boat".
Person 1: Hey were going over to my house, want to come?
Person 2: Sorry, I gotta work on the boat.

Person 1: Where were you man?
Person 2: Sorry, I was at my house working on the boat.
Working on the boat by mckeky01 August 11, 2010

working on dying

A phrase used when someone is doing something to make a lot of money so that they can die rich
-person1: man, Matt has been working real hard in the studio lately

person2: yeah dude, he's working on dying

working on it

What someone tells you they are doing when they are doing exactly the opposite.
"Yeah, I'm working on it."
working on it by Dr. Worm February 4, 2004