Nub Shrub 

The Nub Shrub is a rarely seen creature that has 4 legs, 1 head and loves for 85 years. It spends its whole life making memes

Wow, Alex. I think that's a wild Nub Shrub

Nub Shrub by Sweatywedgie May 31, 2020

nub shrub 

1. When one male's pubic hair is longer than his actually genitalia (penis).
2. When an Asexual has pubic hair.

Dang that male stripper ain't got anything in his speedo, but his pubes are poking out. Yep thats a big ole' nub shrub.

nub shrub by weirdstuff June 24, 2015

Nub On A Shrub

A dance in which someone curves and uncurves their hands over their chest, representing Nub, and makes their legs into a circular shape, representing Shrub, at the same time.

Sam did the Nub on a Shrub dance at recess.
In celebration of her successful math quiz, Olivia did the Nub on a Shrub dance.

Nub On A Shrub by TheRealOceanGirl March 5, 2017

Nub Scrub

A person who just loves to suck cock. Its just the best

"hot dang that chick is the biggest nub scrub I have ever fucking seen."

Nub Scrub by The FUCKING WATCHER September 7, 2016