hipsterocracy 

A term used to describe the phoney, unwarranted sense of entitlement a majority of hipsters display as if they are some ruling elite class. Even though said hipsters spending a boat load of money to look homeless (figure that one out) The hipsterocracy will insist themselves on to everything and voices their ultra self righteous, contradictory, attention baiting, opinions especially when not asked for.

Hipster- " I eat kale, have a fixed gear unicycle and a bunch of cracker jack looking tattoos. Therefore I know everything about everything."

Me- " There goes the hipsterocracy at work once again."

hipsterocracy by O.G. Junior Mint May 29, 2015

hipstocracy 

To claim to like or dislike something based solely upon public opinion; to exist wholly independent from your own opinion in hopes of being popular.

Joel's decision to attend the Nickelback concert to get laid was an act of hipstocracy.

hipstocracy by douchetarded July 24, 2011