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A swear replacer. Don't say a swear, use "nert". Teachers and parents don't know what it means so it makes it a way to beat the system.
My teacher was pissing me off and I screamed "nert" and she didn't know what it meant so I got away with it.
Nert by Dan Haan November 4, 2012
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A word made up by two kids named Nick and Allen in high school that is best described as an antonym to the "F" word. This word sums up incredibly stupid, yet serious, situations. Can also be used as a response to something extremely cliché.

This word evolved out of a sound made to imitate retarded people. It was more like "Ner-ner-nerrrrt!" in it's original form.
Dad: Son, you can't go to the dance until you've done all your chores!

Son: Nert...
nert by Allen Smith October 25, 2007
a word to describe a person when they’re being dumb.

can also be used to replace words in an insulting manner.
example 1:
person 1: “pass me that apple”
person 2: “get it yourself you nert”

example 2:
person 1: “you look so ugly in this photo”
person 2: “oh nert off you nerter”

other examples:
“go to nert” (go to hell)
“go nert yourself” (go fuck yourself)
“goodnight nert” (goodnight dog)
Nert by madflug January 22, 2022
-Used to express your feelings that something is stupid, ill-conceived, immature, or just an all around bad idea. Basically means, "That's retarded!"

-First documented use in Meridian, Idaho in the early 90's. Evolved from the sound people make to immitate mental retardation.
Someone says or does something stupid. You say, "NERT!"
Nert by jcaufield June 29, 2011
the sweat that gathers in-between your balls and gooch
"man cody likes sniffing his nert"
Nert by jeremy dougherty June 19, 2008
1.) Onomatopoeic representation of exhaustion or sudden sleep.

2.) Used to verbally escape from answering questions, or direct accusation by feigning sleep.
1.)
TIM: Bill, are you awake enough to go to the movies?
BILL: Nert (sleeps)

2.)
JILL: Jane, is this your bloody knife in the bathtub?
JANE: Well...I...NERT (feigns sleep)
nert by Joe R April 23, 2003