Kitten Punch 

noun.
A painless punch to the face by someone with soft hands; to punch a female in the vagina; to jab a kitten while it's sleeping; to get punched in the face by your girlfriend for bruising her vagina after missionary.

kit-n, puhnch

"Damn! That stripper kitten punched the other stripper for spilling her drink!"

"I got into a fight at the club. This dude kitten punched me, Yo that shit felt like a bag filled with baby hair."

kitten punched

Kitten Punch by PeriwinklePowerRanger March 16, 2015

Punch a Kitten 

Punch A Kitten: A internet term that is usually used when someone has either:

1. said something so stupid they must be punished to some extent and since we do not have the power to reach thru the internet yet to slap that person then a kitten must be punched on their behalf.

2. a individual has become enraged with such anger the only possible means of feeling better is to do the unthinkable of punching such a cute and cuddly animal that has done no wrong.
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Example1.

Forum user 1. I lub the internetz dat much i muszt beez da bombzerz!

Forum user 2. Your inablility to type something intelligent makes me want to punch a kitten You Grand Master Cock Dragon!
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Example 2.

Texas Republican: WTF Obama won the God Damn Election!!! That Dick Banger makes me so fuckin angry I want to go Punch a Kitten right now!!!

Punch a Kitten by Dusty M. August 28, 2009

kitten puncher 

Kitten Puncher: another name for a lesbian. female who enjoys the pleasures of other women.

I had no idea that lisa was a kitten puncher. i accidentally walked in on her going down on Beth.

kitten puncher by fuckthathotass69 May 2, 2018

Punching kitten 

To have sex. If punching the clown is masturbating, punching kitten is having sex.

A particularly classy set of phrases aren't they?

"I spent the weekend punching kitten! You losers probably had to settle for punching the clown."

Punching kitten by Havoc79 June 10, 2008