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Laroched 

To be the victim of a shocking event, an event so shocking that you would never believe it would happen.

Alternative: to be boys with Chuck Liddell
You just lost in a game of chess to a four-year old. You were laroched.

Roy Halladay got laroched and gave up a home run to Andy Laroche.
Laroched by BuccoFan981 July 27, 2010

ladouche 

Similar to "douche bag" with a more insulting feminine aspect.
Look at that orange skinned ladouche trying to hit on that skant over there.

Get out of the way ladouche!
ladouche by bobbyboyrulez February 28, 2008

Lamouche eye 

1. Severe Lazyness in one or both eyes. Severity of lazy eye(s) depends on amount of cocksucking performed prior to elonged exposure to the sun and chlorine of the pool.
2. Seeing someone from the extreme corner of your eye.
3. Whorrible photo of oneself exposing a queer position of the eye(s).
1. -Damn, I spent all day in the pool, and now my eye looks like this!
-That sucks, bro, you got some severe Lamouche eye. The girls wont wantcha now, except the prostitots.

2. Yo that bytch was FINE! I saw her looking at me with Lamouche eye.

3. Dude! Your Bus pass is whack! Mads case of Lamouche eye.
Lamouche eye by Big Toker April 14, 2003
Setting out to rape someone, with knowledge of them being impaired or bad at a certain thing.
"Hey man come on COD we'll latouche that douche in your 5th period class" or
"That girl is so hot, when she gets drunk I'm going to latouche her"
Latouche by Thecerial January 18, 2010

Douche Larouche

any kind of moronic human being, that performs outrageous acts of stupidity, or verbal suggestions of retardation. Literally means a bleeding or broken douche bag.

Douche Larouche is a compound insult, that can package other insults.for instance: Douche la fucking rouche!
"I think Tothian is a douche larouche, for not knowing the term wetback."

"I dare you to pass me you douche la fuckin' rouche."
Douche Larouche by Wall Creeper April 30, 2008

Sandy Larouche 

(verb) The act of lathering platinum lube over your entire body and then proceeding to roll around vigorously in colorful sand until it creates a full body sand mosaic.
Jake's mom gave me and Desjuan a Sandy Larouche last week and I'm still chaffing from it.
Sandy Larouche by Boombox Billy November 26, 2011