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surprise pickle 

1. When a guy cums in your mouth and it tastes surprisingly like pickle juice.

2. When you reach into a bag of food and find a juicy surprise pickle at the bottom.
1. "I was craving something salty so I let Bob give me a surprise pickle to satisfy my craving"

2. "I can't believe that restaurant didn't surprise pickle me. I'm never going back!"
surprise pickle by Stare July 23, 2014
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Pickle Surprise

When a "woman" covers her genitalia with a food product (whipped cream) and someone (preferrably male) goes down on her to only find a "banana in his icecream sundae".
"She looked smokin hot, but to end a long story short, I sure got a pickle surprise."
Pickle Surprise by NJ Pelli February 15, 2007

Surprise Pickling 

Sexual Move: when your gf secretly dunks your nuts in vinegar.
She is surprise pickling his nuts for years until they become pickled eggs.

(see definition: pickled eggs)

Pickle suprise 

A corny commercial from the seventies. In the video, there is a guy dressed as a pickle, occasionally shouting, "PICKLE SUPRISE!" Pickle Surprise is some sort of topping.
Guy 1: Dude, you threw up all over the floor! What did you eat?
Guy 2: PICKLE SUPRISE!
Pickle suprise by cd mac December 4, 2013

pickle suprise 

1. a super awesome awakening of one's pickle

2. a casserole

3. to either taste or smell pickles in one's shoes, clothing, skin, or food.

4. used to describe consential sex with a man dressed as a woman without knowing he is a guy.

p.s. i love tom rubnits lol
1. wow! i have a pickle suprise! *stiffy*

2. I ate my granmother's famous pickle suprise last night.

3. boy: do you smell that?! it smells like old man cum.

old man: PICKLE SUPRIZE!!!!

boy: aaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!

4. man: ouch! what are you sticking in my ass?!

transvestite: pickle suprize!!!!!!!!!!
pickle suprise by gayboi888 October 21, 2010

Pikle suprise 

A Pikle surprise is when a man kidnappes you and begins to forcefully make you consume pikles well you are tied to a chair. When the kidnapper runs out of pikles you are let free.
'PIKLE SUPRISE!'-Johns last moments
Pikle suprise by Dr.FreezeLove March 7, 2017