Boxturtle 

A nerd you find yourself sexually attracted to.

My goodness, that boxturtle is so HOT!!!!

Boxturtle by Duckyquack515 April 25, 2014

Box turtle 

When your penis retracts back into your body, like a turtles head back into its shell.

when I answered the door , and saw how ugly my blind date was, I immediately went box turtle.

Box turtle by Yurdle September 22, 2016

box turtle 

A prefix attached to the names of anti-gay conservatives who tend to use absurd comparisons between bestiality and same-sex marriage to vilify gays and lesbians.

Origins: Prepared remarks for Senator John Cornyn (R-TX) to be delivered to the Heritage Foundation included the following statement:

"It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle. But that does not mean it is right. . . . Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife."

Although Cornyn never used the remarks, the speech caught attention on liberal blogs, especially after the speechwriter, Ben Domenech, was fired from the WashingtonPost.com blog for his history of plagiarism. It is still not clear whether the box turtle remark was original to Domenech, or lifted from somewhere else.

Box Turtle Ben is a fine patriot, and a loyal supporter of Our Dear Leader.

box turtle by corprip April 20, 2006

Burturtle 

A full grown bear with a turtle shell on it's back, has been said to be seen in the Canadian Forest.

I was camping in Canadian Forest when a Burturtle destroyed our camp site.

Burturtle by Keaszy May 3, 2010

bigturtlemoney 

A social reject

Stfu bigturtlemoney

bigturtlemoney by BigTurtleMoney December 29, 2021

Piedmont box turtle 

Placing a finger unexpectedly inside your sleeping lover's anus, which makes their Head suddenly Pop up above the covers

You better wake up before the Piedmont box turtle comes

Piedmont box turtle by Doo Doo Magnolia July 21, 2016

Box Turtle 

A group or set of 15. Like "dozen," box turtle is a word to represent an integer.

"I'll take four black coffees and a dozen doughnuts... Wait, no, make that a box turtle doughnuts."

Box Turtle by James Ebbs September 29, 2009