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Climbing the Mango tree 

To masturbate out of desperation, especially during an extended period of sexual abstinence. Often the abstinence is not by choice, but rather by one's failed attempts to make it with someone else.
The term originates from an episode of "Two and a Half Men".
"...if you still have the energy, pull it like a monkey climbing the mango tree."
Climbing the Mango tree by J. Gam October 16, 2008

shaking the green mango tree 

Synonym for robbing the cradle. Going out with someone who's ... really kinda young!
Eek the Cat sure is shakin' the green mango tree with Anabelle. I mean, that cat must be at least seven, maybe eight cat years older than her!