Kiwiland 

Small enough that no one cares, large enough that the rest of the world has to care. Better than aussie, for such reasons as less stuff to kill you, and more water and beaches. Great place to be.

Chur bro, Wana chup bro? Welcome to kiwiland

Kiwiland by LaFemme October 23, 2013

Kiwiland 

New Zealand. The country that tries to be Australia and stole the word mate from our vocabulary.

DID YOU KNOW: The only good thing NZ did was LOTR. And you know that.

Kiwiland by Taylor R September 6, 2005

kiwi land 

a place run by a weird person with simp orbiters. bubby and flam are the only cool ones in it and car the most annoying. this is all.

you know that place run by the psychopath?

oh yeah you mean kiwi land?

kiwi land by TheALoafOfBread January 26, 2022