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neuk je piemel 

"Ik neuk je piemel" — "I love you"
neuk je piemel by RenaultClio October 10, 2018

stisnu je pičko 

When a male chickens out and decides to be a bigger person against a wannabe bully/SoundCloud rapper

(contrary to popular belief it does not involve sexual harassment of females)
He was attacked and didn't fight back. Stisnu je pičko.
stisnu je pičko by slimshadyhater15 September 12, 2023

středa je pívo třeba 

Středa, je pívo třeba Is a group of racist, sexual deviants. Its core members are wanted for human trafficking.
,,Nebudu pít dneska."
,,Ale středa je pívo třeba."
,,Kurva."
středa je pívo třeba by Krysacek February 11, 2023

JE SUIS UNE PIZZA

When you just want to be a pizza but you wanna be fancier (yep)
-What is wrong with you?
-JE SUIS UNE PIZZA
JE SUIS UNE PIZZA by ToonyZ December 19, 2018

je put e mana la pistola and shoot shoot shoot 

Its what you say when somenthing that annoys you, it means you put you hand (or grab) a pistol and shoot shoot shoot (its more of a joke)
For exaple your brother broke your phone say je put e mana la pistola and shoot shoot shoot instead of a curse word

« Oups pardon, je t’ai marché sur le pied

« Oops sorry, I stepped on your foot »
Best line to pick up a french guy when you have 0 inspiration but still wanna engage a conversation.
I wanted to find a way to talk to that guy I like, so I stepped on his foot and said « Oups pardon, je t’ai marché sur le pied »