Extremely sexy and handsome male. Usually has a huge dick and a very muscular body. The Hjalmar is often seen in company of multiple women, and is a frequent smoker of weed and other drugs. Studies have also shown that the Hjalmar is addicted to playing bass heavy music at obnoxiously high volumes, much to the irritation of the people around him. A Hjalmar is also very wealthy, and often owns a lot of expensive items such as branded clothing and high-end electronic devices.
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by jimbo420 August 22, 2014
Network engineer for all the rare woodland creatures, north of the boarder, usually found around the Niagara falls region driving a pimped out corvette. Be cautious when confronting the "hjalmar" his bite is mightier than his bark.
by Aeroteck May 23, 2013
A guy who like's to watch porn on his spare time and play. Hjalmar likes to listen to slot of shit bands like iron maiden and Sabaton.In school he's often alone and doesn't do that much.
by Yeeeeeeeeeeeeetmaster69 January 14, 2020
by HjalmarHater June 19, 2020
Hjalmar are usually a pretty weird guy. Who is obsessed with cars and stuff like that. He is also kinda of a creep who looks at way too much porn.
by Hjallelmao222 February 15, 2018
hjalmar is a term to describe a small dick
by snopp dopp December 12, 2016
by snopp dopp December 12, 2016