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An infamous cruise from St. Maarten to Mobile in 2013 during which power was lost and passengers started pooping all over the ship.
My Aunt and Uncle were on the Poop Cruise.
by American Expressed April 11, 2013
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1. A person who is all around DUMB. Everything he/she says or does just doesn't make sense or isn't funny EVER, you can call them a poop cruiser. The ONE person in your crew who EVERYONE picks on is ALSO known as a "poop cruiser".

2. Can also be used to describe a gay guy. (Hence) "Poop" - as in anal penetration. "Cruiser" - As in enjoys the ride of whatever they are 'cruising'.
EX1. Trent said something real retarded at a party and no one thought it was funny. It has been like this for a while, and he is now considered a "Poop Cruiser".

EX2. Cody is a gay kid at school. Everyone knew he was gay and his nickname in school was "Poop Cruiser".
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