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Abe Froman 

A never-seen character in John Hughes' <i>Ferris Bueller's Day Off</i>, not known for keeping appointments. Mr. Froman has a noon reservation for a party of three at Chicago's Chez Quis restaurant, which Ferris and friends steal. The snooty (snotty) maitre'd disbelieves that young Ferris is the erstwhile Sausage King of Chicago, but is successfully deceived through a clever telephone ploy.

One would expect that eventually, Mr. Froman and his two guests would arrive and cause a stir over their usurped table. But he never does, and our teenaged heroes' hijinks continue...
"You're Abe Froman?"
"That's right. I'm Abe Froman."
"The Sausage King of Chicago?"
"Yeah. That's me."
Abe Froman by Jason Lindquist February 17, 2005
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Abe Froman 

The Sausage King of Chicago
You're Abe Froman?...The Sausage King of Chicago???
Abe Froman by jt May 19, 2004

Abe Froman 

Who Ferris Bueller says he is when trying to get a table in a fancy and expensive restaurant. Abe Froman is supposedly the "Sausage King of Chicago". Also good as a false name when you need one.
Maitre D': You're Abe Froman?
Ferris: That's right, I'm Abe Froman.
Maitre D': The Sausage King of Chicago?
Ferris: caught off-guard ... Uh yeah, that's me.

Abe Froman 

A sex act; simultaneous DVDA (double vaginal, double anal) and oral penetration of a woman, while she performs two handjobs.
April did the Abe Froman with the volleyball team and their coach.
Abe Froman by Snoognas4u2 February 7, 2009

Abe Froman 

Co-host of the comedy podcast The Pub Show, Abe Froman, has a unique comedy style that can only be described as "Fucking Funny". He is The Pub Show's South-West Correspondent, performing interviews and gathering news from around the globe. When he's not reporting the PubNews, Abe fills in the slow parts of segments with guitar solos, weird sound effects and off-color commentary.
Abe Froman: I don't know if you guys can hear me or not, but I'm drinking a GIANT Jack and Coke right now.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026