Coffee Filter

The sex act in which a person (male or female) puts on white tight underwear, stands over their partner (male or female) and diarrhea's through the underwear, splashing onto said partner.

It was so hot when his underwear went from white, to green-brown, to all over my face! I love the coffee filter!

Coffee Filter by b2m2c2nyc December 3, 2009

Coffee Filter

A female version of tea-bagging. Can be done to both genders.

Cameron Coffee Filtered Taylor and they laughed. Thats funny.

Coffee Filter by Sababa August 1, 2009

Coffee Filter

The act of taking a permeable pillow case, eating Mexican, shitting wet in the pillow case, then smacking someone in the face with it.

I heard that Hillel gave my girlfriend an Abe Lincoln, so to pay him back in full I gave the jewtard a coffee filter and curbed him.

Coffee Filter by Prestinian March 22, 2003

Coffee Filter

The female equivalent to a tea-bag.

Susan got tired of Mike rubbing his balls on her face while she slept, so the next night she did a coffee filter on his chin.

Coffee Filter by mason26 August 9, 2012

coffee filter

The act of sucking a womans menstrual flow through her panties.

Gregor coffee filtered his girlfriend before removing her panties and dining at the Y.

coffee filter by The other no one April 24, 2006

Coffee Filter

Used to keep coffee crystals from falling into the coffee pot as it is being brewed.

After one grinds up coffee beans, he may place them in a coffee filter and place it in the coffee machine then fill it with water and turn it on and wait for it to brew. Alternatively, he could pour the methamphetamine mixture and let the filter catch the crystals, scrape them out and sell them, then add the coffee to the filter and have the kickest ass fucking pot of coffee ever brewed.

Coffee Filter by Mr. F November 28, 2004

coffee filter

The african american teabag

Ron Artest coffee filtered that careless NBA fan really bad, nigger.

coffee filter by lemmy is god November 26, 2004