Gig'd

To be cheated out on, in any respect. Be it with regard to money, physical stature, or vertical height. If you are Gig'd, you are missing a crutial part of a whole.

1. I ordered 3 cans of tuna and only got 2, that guy Gig'd me.
2. The peanut shell I opened only had one peanut in it, I got Gig'd man.

by Where's the rest of you? October 14, 2011

Post Gig Depression

The feeling you get the day after you see a really fantastic gig. You get depressed that it ended, and want to go back in time and relive the moment, even though you know you can't. Can last up to a week, depending on the awesomeness of the gig.

I saw (insert fantastic band here) last night and now i've got post gig depression!

by thisisxcore August 23, 2005

Post gig depression

The soul crushing feeling you get after a gig. You feel your heart aches for the band you have seen live and the emotional pain that comes with listening to the bands music makes you want to break down and cry. Huge desire to relive the concert. Stops you concentrating and you suddenly realise you're thinking of the gig all the time. No event in life can live up to the concert. Can last up to 2 weeks or even more. Relapses frequent. Jealousy of others having better gig experiences than you.

Sarah: i can't stop thinking about -band-
Jack: Please don't start talking about them again
Sarah: I love them so much but i can't listen to their music for a while or i'll cry.
Jack: you have post gig depression.

by Jellyellyy January 28, 2012

Gig Dodging

To avoid a musical gig, often by coming up with wild excuses to not attend.

Guy 1: Dude, Adam missed out on another gig last night.
Guy 2: Yeah he's been Gig Dodging all his life.

Guy 1: What a fucking gig dodger..

by c0m3seEm3 October 22, 2010

dont tax my gig so hard-core, cruster.

translation: get off my case you old fogey!
used by pauly shore in encino man.

mr morgan, if your all edged cuz im wheezin off your grindage, just chill cuz if i had the whole brady bunch thing happenin at my pad, id go grind over there. so DONT TAX MY GIG SO HARD-CORE, CRUSTER!

by cibyl June 18, 2003

Double gig

to raise the middle finger of both hands towards someone or something you object.

I made fun of that dude for playing with hackie sacks, and he subsequently double gigged me.

by John Jacob Smithson January 19, 2009

Dirty fish gig

Well u grab sum bodies hand n shove it down ur ass crack n release a greasy wet fart bubble into their hand and then take that hand slap themselves in the mouth with it.

Should of known she was tryn to dirty fish gig me wen she sat on my hand!

by Bigfishyp November 23, 2025