Mittromnia 

A sleeping disorder directly linked to the pre-slumber worry of Mitt Romney actually being elected president.

"Double Guantanamo? Jesus, I'm going to be up all night with Mittromnia."

Mittromnia by micah October 4, 2011

mittromneya 

the process of disregarding your true beliefs and conveying what your audience wants to hear.

Suffering from a case of mittromneya, the science teacher convinced the fifth grade class that the earth is flat.

mittromneya by jryan September 24, 2012