shirt pick 

When it's so hot out that you have to pick your shirt with your index finger and thumb just underneath the neck to pull it away from your sweaty chest for relief

Look at steves shirt picks, he's doing so many it's turning into a Vneck

shirt pick by John E. Smoker July 23, 2011

Shit and pick

This is where a lady shits on a mans dick during the course of sex, pick means the lady could have picked if she wanted to take the shit it’s often occurring after having deep anal sex with the lady needing the toilet

“Aaaaw fuck yeah baby *shits*” “why did you take a shit and pick on me?”

Shit and pick by TheChoppers April 10, 2019

Pick your shit up boy

A phrase used when talking to a southern American, generally those described as rednecks and/ or idiots. For best effect, say in a hick American accent. Warning: known to make little boys cry.

1. Josh's mum: "PICK YOUR SHIT UP BOY" *Josh gets picking his shit up*

2. Jen: "PICK YOUR SHIT UP BOY" Josh: "SHE DIDN'T SAY BOY!" Jen: "uh huh sureeee she didn't"

Pick your shit up boy by BLee1 August 25, 2009

when I randomly pick up SHIT I found in New York

why did you pick it up dumb ass.

"# when I randomly pick up SHIT I found in New York"

when I randomly pick up SHIT I found in New York by @HEYBITCHS March 7, 2025

shit pickle 

1) Derogatory name for the slasher movie "Jack-o" (2005). Mention of the word "shit pickle" in the DVD's commentary caused the director to leave the room.

2) Cartoon character created by Mike Matei and voiced by James Rolfe ("Angry Nintendo Nerd"). Shit Pickle is best friends with Dick Pickle and Tit Pickle.

"We discussed this commentary before we ever got into this and you specifically stated you would not make any reference to the shit pickle comment. (...) OK, I know, and you laughed your ass off and you told me you were laughing when you said shit pickle! As a matter of fact, you said shit pickle more than once!! You said that's so funny!! Shit pickle!! Shit pickle!!!"

shit pickle by Simmerl October 18, 2007

SHIT PICKLER

A person who retains s*** on another person to use as leverage in an argument later down the line which has no relevance.
They have nothing else to attack a person with apart from that 'same old s***'.

What they do not understand is s*** will always be s*** no matter how long it's pickled

"Oh my god, why are you behaving like a shit pickler? It's not relevant anymore get over it Fred"

"Lucy, did he hear Julius starting an argument again with Poppy? I couldn't believe it, bringing up that old fake news, does he not realise that s*** will always be s*** no matter how old it is?"
"Yeah but come on Louise we all know he's the biggest shit pickler around here"

'Stop pickling s*** it's boring get something more relevant jeez'

SHIT PICKLER by P_______A June 3, 2023

shit picker

a person who constantly picks at their "shit" or genitalia.

Mike is always picking and scratching his crotch. Taylor said he is a Shit Picker.

shit picker by eet fuk! January 21, 2010