dumpnap

duhmp nap
verb, dumpnapped, dumpnap•ping, noun

a brief period of sleep on the toilet whilst taking a dump, commonly one taken during the daytime (usually occurs during extreme states of tiredness and/or drunkenness): I dumpnapped the afternoon away.

man 1: "Hey, what're you doing for lunch today??"
man 2: "I was gonna take a dumpnap"
man 1: "AH! Gotcha. That's cool, I'll just catch up with you later then"

by Ra! July 21, 2011

dumpapottamus

name for one who makes large poops which tend to clog toilets and require professionally trained plumbers to clear

Husband: Damn it all to hell! Stop letting your mother come over whilst I am gone to work!

Wife: Why?

Husband: Because she is the dumpapottamus who keeps clogging the sewer system with her fudgy nut filled ass snakes & it is costing me a fortune.....drats!

by Sir Belvedere LaFontaine June 30, 2011

dump nap

it's when your at work and feeling lazy as shit and you tell your boss your going to take a poo and take a nap on the crapper.

Man work sucks today, i'm gonna go take a nice healthy dump nap.

you: i'm going to the shitter.

boss: ok

by DDJ!! Dump Napper May 23, 2009

dumpapottamus

name for one who makes large poops which tend to clog toilets and require professionally trained plumbers to clear

Husband: Damn it all to hell! Stop letting your mother come over whilst I am gone to work!

Wife: Why?

Husband: Because she is the dumpapottamus who keeps clogging the sewer system with her fudgy nut filled ass snakes & it is costing me a fortune.....drats!

by Sir Belvedere LaFontiane December 2, 2011

Dumpnado

When your diarrhea is so loose, it makes a poop tornado in the bowl when you flush.

I just left an F5 dumpnado in the taco bell bathroom.

by Lofi26 September 11, 2016